Adam should try Burrito Bay in the Buffalo, NY area. We have a Huge Burrito called the "GLUTTON". It weighs in at about 4 lbs. We have an ongoing challenge called the "Glutton King" contest, in which the unlucky soul has to try to consume 2 Glutton Burritos within 30 minutes. Many have tried in the last 6 years but only 5 have succeeded to get there mug immortalized on the wall of fame. Burrito Bay in also known for it's "PUNISHMENT" Salsa, which would make any chili head cry like a baby. In August Burrito Bay hosts the "GLUTTON BOWL", a Glutton Burrito speed eating contest. Information on this and other stuff can be found on our website at: www.BurritoBay.com