Adam, Please come to Wisconsin and try this one out.
If you want to be the talk of the town, come try Gus' Challenge, This is a 40 minute challenge where you will endure a 36 inch Burrito hand made by Gus Himself. If FInished Gus will provide you with a Polo, Gift Card for the next time you come, A Picture on the Challenge Wall and Gus' will also pay for the Burrito.
http://gusmexicancantina.com/franklinaboutus.php