Adam, you should come to Wisconsin for a show. You could start visit Miller Park for the Sausage Slam - One hot dog, one Polish, one Italian, One Charizo and one Brat and then ask to run in the sausage race! Next you could swing into Sobalman's Pub and GRill for the BIG SOB burger. ( milwaukeesbestburgers.com )
BUt the big challenge would be just out of town for the The King (or Queen) of Johnny V's Challenge!! at Johnny V's Classic Cafe (johnnyvsclassiccafe.com ), it includes 8 pancakes, 10 eggs, a plate of hash browns, 3 pieces of bacon and sausage, a slice of ham, AND two slices of Texas toast.