Adam, I know you are sick. You don't know it, but there is a special nurse who can help you get well with a quadruple bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix. You will get special treatment from your own private nurse, plus a wheel chair ride to your car if you finish the quadruple bypass!

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

You will truly enjoy the burgers on lard toasted buns, and fries done in 100% pure lard! They are unbeatable! Go for it Adam!