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I had the most horrific nightmare last night after watching the Ulle's Mexican disaster ("Gee....Mexico isn't just a place to get wasted"). I dreamed that I died and was sent to "Ulle Hell".....I had to visit each of the 1,000 places AFTER I died - with the Ulles as my guides. And after that I had to do it again.......and again......and again........

But hey, all is not lost, I understand that next season the producers will feature the Ulle's cat and dog as the show's "winners". At least the dialogue will improve. "Gee - the Taj Mahal"......."Woof" (dog for "incredible"), "Meow" (cat for "Wow").

Meanwhile.....I'm off to find religion in hopes that I can still salvage my soul and avoid ULLE HELL !!!!

This post is about the most entertaining thing I have seen regarding the show.

OK, I have to say, I am SOOOOOO GLAD that we're not the only ones who think this!! I don't think I've seen more vacant, bland, boring, uninteresting people on TV. If I have to hear, one more time, Melanie say, "Oh my gawwwwd" or "It's so much more ___ than I thought it would be" I think I'm going to throw something right through my 50" TV's screen. How did these people get chosen? The only thing I can think of is that TC needed to find someone relatively tame and harmless, unoffensive, etc., to launch the show with.

... or perhaps they have friends in high places who formulated a way to get them a free around the world vacation.