Tony,
With all the crazy stuff that's going on, stay in America. I've read all your books and lived some of your life. The underbelly was my favorite. Come to Pittsburgh and I'll be your guide! I'll introduce you to all my crazy culinary friends and it will be nothing but good times. Ubakastan will have nothing on this!!!! Sorry, spelling wasn't my strong point.
I've won rib cook offs that are defunct now due to community revenue decline. You know, gas prices and lack of community support. I'm sure my ribs would send you on a tour of America for the best ribs.
Pittsburgh has a strong Polish, German, and Irish backround. Peirgoies, Haluski, and crazy sandwich places.
When you want to come around, contact me!!!
Thanks,
Russ

Sounds like a good idea.