If No Reservations ever comes down to the Texas Hill Country area, I highly recommend coming and doing a segment on Wurstfest.

http://www.wurstfest.com/

For the past 48 years, the citizens of New Braunfels have held a 10 day German-style celebration saluting sausage. This usually occurs near the end of Oct - beginning of Nov. Being the meat & alcohol lover that Tony is, I think he'd have an absolute blast.