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May I remind you, Sam, in your time of pre-holiday panic, that you undoubtedly have quite a stockpile in a warehouse somewhere of fine toiletries that you have been collecting. Attractively arranged in a nice basket with a few marshmallows on the side, who could be displeased with such a gift? Probably it’s too late for that, now that you have spent all your money today. If you are strapped for cash later you could always autograph some shampoo bottles and sell them on e-bay for a good price, for all those fans in need of GH merchandise. The members of the fan club here seem to be on a bit of a roll, coming up with all sorts of insanely creative ideas. Probably all giddy with the expectation of the Great Hotels Marathon, which will be coming our way on Tuesday. So, I suppose it is a fine time to toss in my crazy idea, as well. In London, there are quite a few wacky musicals playing such as “Jerry Springer, the Opera,” and “Rod Stewart, the Musical.” I went to seven of them, and had musicals on my mind one day when I was stuck in heavy traffic on a double-decker bus for over an hour in the West End. The idea just flew into my head. May I be the first to propose…. “Great Hotels, the Musical,” starring Samantha Brown! Imagine yourself, backed up on a stage by a chorus of cart-rolling chambermaids, belting out these lines, to the tune of “The Bare Necessities” from Disney’s “Jungle Book” movie: Look for those special toiletries, those pricey scented toiletries, Forget about your bringin’ them from home. Pack up those great amenities, and then your mind can rest at ease, You’ll never buy shampoo for the rest of your life. Whenever you wander, wherever you roam, Just leave your bath things on a shelf at home. Your hotel’s hopin’ just to please and you can have them all for free, So the towels must stay, theft’s not O.K., but take those soaps and lotions, I say, Those hotel toiletries for sure, belong to you. Oh yes they do. It’s really true.
Sorry. It’s a pretty lame idea, and song. Comes from reading Mad Magazine for over 45 years, I think. Maybe you can sing it to your Mom and she will remember when you were 6 and be proud of how far you have come in life.
And speaking of the theatre, I want Captain Tuttle to know that I did indeed go to the recreated Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre and lean against the stage as a groundling on Dec. 3rd at 7 pm, and paid nothing to do so. It was very cold in there, what with the open roof and all, and the performers were 27 Syracuse University drama students performing eight scenes from five Shakespearian plays, including “Twelfth Night”, which I unfortunately did not see in October. Sam, you may remember Professor Ingram, who arranged for the students to study there this fall with the Globe’s voice, text and movement faculty. They were a wonderful, talented group. Captain, I did enjoy “Julius Caesar” there in 1999, but had a seat on a bench. So, that is one thing I can check off your list. And do come back to brighten Sam’s day and everyone else’s, as well. Must get back to my wrapping…
May I remind you, Sam, in your time of pre-holiday panic, that you undoubtedly have quite a stockpile in a warehouse somewhere of fine toiletries that you have been collecting. Attractively arranged in a nice basket with a few marshmallows on the side, who could be displeased with such a gift? Probably it’s too late for that, now that you have spent all your money today. If you are strapped for cash later you could always autograph some shampoo bottles and sell them on e-bay for a good price, for all those fans in need of GH merchandise. The members of the fan club here seem to be on a bit of a roll, coming up with all sorts of insanely creative ideas. Probably all giddy with the expectation of the Great Hotels Marathon, which will be coming our way on Tuesday. So, I suppose it is a fine time to toss in my crazy idea, as well. In London, there are quite a few wacky musicals playing such as “Jerry Springer, the Opera,” and “Rod Stewart, the Musical.” I went to seven of them, and had musicals on my mind one day when I was stuck in heavy traffic on a double-decker bus for over an hour in the West End. The idea just flew into my head. May I be the first to propose…. “Great Hotels, the Musical,” starring Samantha Brown! Imagine yourself, backed up on a stage by a chorus of cart-rolling chambermaids, belting out these lines, to the tune of “The Bare Necessities” from Disney’s “Jungle Book” movie: Look for those special toiletries, those pricey scented toiletries, Forget about your bringin’ them from home. Pack up those great amenities, and then your mind can rest at ease, You’ll never buy shampoo for the rest of your life. Whenever you wander, wherever you roam, Just leave your bath things on a shelf at home. Your hotel’s hopin’ just to please and you can have them all for free, So the towels must stay, theft’s not O.K., but take those soaps and lotions, I say, Those hotel toiletries for sure, belong to you. Oh yes they do. It’s really true.
Sorry. It’s a pretty lame idea, and song. Comes from reading Mad Magazine for over 45 years, I think. Maybe you can sing it to your Mom and she will remember when you were 6 and be proud of how far you have come in life.
And speaking of the theatre, I want Captain Tuttle to know that I did indeed go to the recreated Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre and lean against the stage as a groundling on Dec. 3rd at 7 pm, and paid nothing to do so. It was very cold in there, what with the open roof and all, and the performers were 27 Syracuse University drama students performing eight scenes from five Shakespearian plays, including “Twelfth Night”, which I unfortunately did not see in October. Sam, you may remember Professor Ingram, who arranged for the students to study there this fall with the Globe’s voice, text and movement faculty. They were a wonderful, talented group. Captain, I did enjoy “Julius Caesar” there in 1999, but had a seat on a bench. So, that is one thing I can check off your list. And do come back to brighten Sam’s day and everyone else’s, as well. Must get back to my wrapping…
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